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Continue ShoppingSnarky Pens
Made from aluminum with a rubberized finish.
* An integrated stylus tip can navigate through most touch-screen devices.
* Features a chrome clip, tip and accent rings for additional style.
* Pens write in medium-point, black ink.
* Wording and color:
•CALM: Calm Your Tits - black
•SPELL: I Just Cunt Spell - lime green
•LONG: This Pen Is Long - baby blue
•BONJOUR: Bonjour Bitches - pink
•SIMMA: Simma down sluts - orange
•JESUS: Fix It Jesus - orchid
•POLITE: Be Polite, You Fucker - navy
•RICHARD: Don’t Be A Richard - pink
•FANCY: Fancy Britches - black
•NOSEY: Nosey Little Fucker - lime green
• FRESH: Fresh Out Of Fucks - black
• ADULTHOOD - orange
•UNSUPERVISED: Unsupervised Adult - black
• HOLY: Holy Shitbiscuits - pink
•GRAMMAR: Grammar Police - orchid
• NOT MY JOB: That’s not my job - baby blue
•CAN YOU NOT: Can you not - punch pink
•STOP TALKING: Please stop talking - orchid
• SHUT THE DOOR: Please shut the door punch pink
•GRADE: Grade Now Cry Later - baby blue
•UNLADYLIKE - dark pink
•POP OFF: Pop Off Sis - orchid
•NAH: Hell to the Nah - punch pink
•WORK SUCKS - orchid
•K THANKS BYE - red
•NOBODY: Nobody Asked You - black
•MAGNIFICENT: You Magnificent Motherfucker -dark pink
•TOO CLOSE: You’re Too Close - light blue
•WHORES: Only Whores See This - punch pink
•TIRED: Tired of Your Shit - navy
•ANXIETY: I Have Anxiety - black