Snarky Pens

  • $5.00

Made from aluminum with a rubberized finish.
* An integrated stylus tip can navigate through most touch-screen devices.
* Features a chrome clip, tip and accent rings for additional style.
* Pens write in medium-point, black ink.
* Wording and color:

•CALM: Calm Your Tits - black

•SPELL: I Just Cunt Spell  - lime green

•LONG: This Pen Is Long - baby blue 

•BONJOUR: Bonjour Bitches - pink

•SIMMA: Simma down sluts - orange 


•JESUS: Fix It Jesus - orchid 

•POLITE: Be Polite, You Fucker - navy 

•RICHARD: Don’t Be A Richard - pink

•FANCY: Fancy Britches - black

•NOSEY: Nosey Little Fucker - lime green

• FRESH: Fresh Out Of Fucks - black 

• ADULTHOOD - orange 

•UNSUPERVISED: Unsupervised Adult - black

• HOLY: Holy Shitbiscuits - pink

•GRAMMAR: Grammar Police - orchid 

• NOT MY JOB: That’s not my job - baby blue 

•CAN YOU NOT: Can you not - punch pink 

•STOP TALKING: Please stop talking - orchid

• SHUT THE DOOR: Please shut the door punch pink 

•GRADE: Grade Now Cry Later - baby blue

•UNLADYLIKE - dark pink

•POP OFF: Pop Off Sis  - orchid 

•NAH: Hell to the Nah - punch pink 

•WORK SUCKS - orchid 

•K THANKS BYE - red

•NOBODY: Nobody Asked You - black 

•MAGNIFICENT: You Magnificent Motherfucker -dark pink

•TOO CLOSE: You’re Too Close - light  blue

•WHORES: Only Whores See This - punch pink 

•TIRED: Tired of Your Shit - navy 

•ANXIETY: I Have Anxiety - black